COME OOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH MULLER YOU LYING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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trying to give yourself a blowjob…is a form of art.
“I’M SO CLOSE! COME OOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”
Vuvuzela Player Endorsements: Thomas Müller
SPOILER ALERT: We think he’s great.
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#14 - What makes this goal so breathtaking is that you can’t quite pin what moment of it was most beautiful. Either a) Muller’s pass to Kroos b) Kroos’ return pass c) Muller’s anticipation to run on and collect it or d) the finish itself.
All wrong. Clearly the most beautiful moment was when Ribery ran up behind the celebrating Muller, dragged him to the ground in a bear hug, and then lifted his left leg up over him. The other players quickly block the view but odds are Muller got dry-humped.
