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Sorry Frank. 

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In a South Carolina prison sixty-six years ago, guards walked a 14-year-old boy, bible tucked under his arm, to the electric chair. At 5′ 1″ and 95 pounds, the straps didn’t fit, and an electrode was too big for his leg.
The switch was pulled and the adult sized death mask fell from George Stinney’s face. Tears streamed from his eyes. Witnesses recoiled in horror as they watched the youngest person executed in the United States in the past century die.
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In a South Carolina prison sixty-six years ago, guards walked a 14-year-old boy, bible tucked under his arm, to the electric chair. At 5′ 1″ and 95 pounds, the straps didn’t fit, and an electrode was too big for his leg.

The switch was pulled and the adult sized death mask fell from George Stinney’s face. Tears streamed from his eyes. Witnesses recoiled in horror as they watched the youngest person executed in the United States in the past century die.

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fitter-stoke:

Al Swearengen’s blowjob monologue.

I always got the feeling that Al murdered Fat Mrs. Fucking Anderson, but I don’t remember if he ever said so.

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I’ve always chosen to believe that Silvio survives, unlikely as that is. Silvio was always my favorite. The Wire is one of the greatest television shows of all time, but The Sopranos still shits all over it.

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cuore-forte:

The little boy is so cute! Haha. Lindegaard is amused, but Vidic just doesn’t give a damn LOL.

The only thing Vidic gives a damn about is murdering John Connor.

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I’ve watched this video maybe a dozen times. It makes me want to vomit. I’m obsessed with it. Some choice bits:

6:07

Black student Yohan Scarlet: “They might be a small minority but they’re still part of society. They might marginalize themselves or might feel marginalized but they’re still part of society.”

White member of Mothers Against Murder and Aggression Lyn Costello [aside, practically under her breath; listen closely]: “No, not my society.”

Mothers For Murder and Aggression declined BBC Newsnight’s invitation to appear, as they were all busy rioting.

Why do so many white people seem to believe that society belongs to them?

6:30

White panel moderator and BBC Newsnight presenter Gavin Esler: “Should we try and understand this [the riots]?”

White former editor of The Sun newspaper Kelvin Mackenzie: ”No, I don’t think we should.”

Understanding why people do certain things only makes it harder to prevent them from doing those things. Duh. Thinking is for weaklings and cunts.

9:05

Iranian-English rapper Reveal: “Where are these kids getting their examples from? The early morning stock market advice was take advantage of people’s fear to capitalize on low prices.”

Preach.

10:27

White panel moderator and BBC Newsnight presenter Gavin Esler, to black student Yohan Scarlet: “You’re very articulate, you’re clearly very bright.”

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“Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.”
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“Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.”

(reblogged from cocmaster)

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