Mario Balotelli in a Super Mario snood. Nintendo must be shaking in their boots…
SNOODS ARE BACK?????????
“Things Wong Kar Wai taught me about love”
1. You will fall in love only once. Obstacles will prevail. The rest of your life is spent recovering.
2. Anything that distracts you from the pain of your loss is good. Some people are more successful in this regard than others.
3. Eroticising their objects will be the pinnacle of your sexual fulfillment.
4. Desire is kept eternally alive by the impossibility of contact.
5. The most potent way to exist is to occupy someone else’s imagination.
6. Technology will only heighten your sense of desolation making you more keenly aware that no one is trying to call.
7. Hook up with someone. Live with them. Sleep with them. Tag along. Don’t be fooled. You are only a transitory distraction. Ask for commitment. Declare your love. Watch the set up evaporate.
8. Some coincidences are deliberate.
Wong Kar Wai knows his shit.
(via internetfame)
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Vuvuzela Lists: 31 Reasons to Love Manchester United
A while back Surreal Football published a list called 30 Reasons Why I Hate Manchester City. For fun and to be contrarian, I submitted my own list of 30 Reasons to Love Manchester City, which they graciously published despite being 2/3 United supporters, probably as a favor to me since I run their super awesome tumblr. In the comments of my list, manutd24 demanded I make a list for United, and with 31 reasons. And there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis, so I gladly oblige here.
Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com
“Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.”
-Guy Debord
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