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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.

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    • #El Clasico
    • #Pep Guardiola
    • #Jose Mourinho
    • #FCB
    • #RMCF
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #fuck barca
    • #fuck you
    • #Victory for football
    • #history of violence
    • #violence
    • #diving
    • #racism
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thugs
    • #Marcelo
    • #Messi
    • #mono
    • #Supercopa
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Xavi is a hypocrite, but that’s old news.

More victories for football here.

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    • #History of violence
    • #Victory for football
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #violence
    • #foul
    • #slide tackle
    • #two footed tackle
    • #yellow card
    • #Xavi
    • #Guti
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #clasico
    • #hypocrite
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thug
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.
I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.

I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.

    • #Dani Alves
    • #diving
    • #ouch
    • #shin
    • #acting
    • #hypocrisy
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #History of Violence
    • #violence
    • #hardcore
    • #kids
    • #tough
    • #strong
    • #weak
    • #bone
    • #blood
    • #teachers
  • 1 year ago > footballandmusic
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To the left to the left

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    • #tan
    • #tears
    • #despair
    • #depression
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    • #Fuck Barca
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    • #capitalism
    • #convenience
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tobleronejones:

Salvador Dali, Hitler Masturbating (1973)

Our pal Sal was childhood friends with FC Barcelona legends Sagi Barba and Josep Samitier. We won’t hold that against him, though. He was a fucking great painter. This is a fucking great painting. And Barca probably didn’t have so many tedious asshole fans back then, or such a revoltingly hypocritical self-righteousness for that matter. Different times.
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tobleronejones:

Salvador Dali, Hitler Masturbating (1973)

Our pal Sal was childhood friends with FC Barcelona legends Sagi Barba and Josep Samitier. We won’t hold that against him, though. He was a fucking great painter. This is a fucking great painting. And Barca probably didn’t have so many tedious asshole fans back then, or such a revoltingly hypocritical self-righteousness for that matter. Different times.

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    • #Barcelona
    • #Fascism
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck you
    • #History
    • #Hitler
    • #Hitler Masturbating
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    • #Masturbation
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    • #Surrealism
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    • #Spanish Civil War
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