“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”
When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.
I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.
Salvador Dali, Hitler Masturbating (1973)
Our pal Sal was childhood friends with FC Barcelona legends Sagi Barba and Josep Samitier. We won’t hold that against him, though. He was a fucking great painter. This is a fucking great painting. And Barca probably didn’t have so many tedious asshole fans back then, or such a revoltingly hypocritical self-righteousness for that matter. Different times.



