What do you mean I called you a ___________________? I would never call anyone a ___________________ and I especially wouldn’t call you a ___________________, you ___________________!
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It’s particularly sad for me that Titus Bramble is probably a bag of human garbage, because his name is so fucking awesome. Get a name that makes it easier to hate you!
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You must have wondered, what was Torres thinking? We know the answer.
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Yesterday a City fan tried to fuck with someone who’d written for us. We ain’t having that.
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The people at the top make the rules. The game is rigged.
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You could also do it with just two words: “wheeler dealer”
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You shitheads like games, don’t you? Play some fucking Worst Football Commenter Bingo™.
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