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Barcelona are playing against AC Milan tonight. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and watch a great many victories for football.

    • #Victory for football
    • #AC Milan
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
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Toblerone Jones just started a new series about major Champions League teams. We call it The Big Boys.
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Toblerone Jones just started a new series about major Champions League teams. We call it The Big Boys.

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    • #Gaudi
    • #Sagrada Familia
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Puta Barca
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #Surrealism
    • #Toblerone Jones
    • #Big Boys
    • #Champions League
  • 1 year ago
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Dirty, dirty, dirty!
More flowcharts here.
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Dirty, dirty, dirty!

More flowcharts here.

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    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Puta Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #transfer
    • #flowchart
    • #NO
    • #dirty dirty dirty
    • #Fabregas
    • #Alexis Sanchez
    • #Pedro
    • #Iniesta
    • #David Villa
  • 1 year ago
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.

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    • #El Clasico
    • #Pep Guardiola
    • #Jose Mourinho
    • #FCB
    • #RMCF
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #fuck barca
    • #fuck you
    • #Victory for football
    • #history of violence
    • #violence
    • #diving
    • #racism
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thugs
    • #Marcelo
    • #Messi
    • #mono
    • #Supercopa
  • 1 year ago
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Xavi is a hypocrite, but that’s old news.

More victories for football here.

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    • #History of violence
    • #Victory for football
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #violence
    • #foul
    • #slide tackle
    • #two footed tackle
    • #yellow card
    • #Xavi
    • #Guti
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #clasico
    • #hypocrite
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thug
  • 1 year ago
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Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.
Read about it here.
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Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.

Read about it here.

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    • #Messi
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Argentina
    • #Maradona
    • #Hawk
    • #Dove
    • #Anger
    • #Rage
    • #predation
    • #Bitterness
    • #Spite
    • #Genius
  • 1 year ago
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I see you Hot Footy News
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I see you Hot Footy News

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    • #Xavi
    • #Pizza
    • #Pass
    • #Pun
    • #Funny
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
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El Clasico Supercopa: A No, a Poke, and Two Fouls
Timeliness is for suckers.
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El Clasico Supercopa: A No, a Poke, and Two Fouls

Timeliness is for suckers.

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    • #eye poke
    • #violence
    • #el clasico
    • #mourinho
    • #barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #RMCF
    • #supercopa
    • #vilanova
    • #marcelo
    • #busquets
    • #racism
    • #valdes
  • 1 year ago
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Michael Laudrup did beautiful things. He’s one of the few humans we approve of. More here.

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    • #Michael Laudrup
    • #Denmark
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Juventus
    • #Ajax
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #Laudrup
    • #History of Violence
    • #Violence
    • #Beauty
  • 1 year ago
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.
I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.

I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.

    • #Dani Alves
    • #diving
    • #ouch
    • #shin
    • #acting
    • #hypocrisy
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #History of Violence
    • #violence
    • #hardcore
    • #kids
    • #tough
    • #strong
    • #weak
    • #bone
    • #blood
    • #teachers
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