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Breaking up is hard to do. Click through for the second episode of The Big Boys.
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Breaking up is hard to do. Click through for the second episode of The Big Boys.

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We’ve all been there.
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We’ve all been there.

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Probably posted this already, but it bears repeating. Arsenal fans who aren’t crying, should be. I mean, Arteta? Fucking Christ. More here.
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Probably posted this already, but it bears repeating. Arsenal fans who aren’t crying, should be. I mean, Arteta? Fucking Christ. More here.

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    • #Arsenal
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    • #failure
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Arsene’s biopic.
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Arsene’s biopic.

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Arsenal fans barely even need a reason to cry these days. But anyway, more here.
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Arsenal fans barely even need a reason to cry these days. But anyway, more here.

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Barcelona lost 2-1 to Manchester United and 4-1 to Chivas—in the same week!
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we all know what this means.
[This first appeared on my personal blog, The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones.]
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Barcelona lost 2-1 to Manchester United and 4-1 to Chivas—in the same week!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we all know what this means.

[This first appeared on my personal blog, The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones.]

Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com

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Lovely lil’ victory for football to keep our heroes’ spirits high as they steamroll through their preseason cash grab tour.

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“Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.”
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Guy Debord

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Copa America quarterfinal, Brazil vs. Paraguay: a tactical analysis.
Brazil’s strategy was “Don’t score, go down to ten men, sub out three of your best offensive players, and be sure to miss every penalty of the final shootout for the first time in Copa America’s history.” It worked.
Paraguay’s strategy was “Don’t get scored on even if you go down to ten men, have a fantastic goalkeeper covered by a solid defense, and score a few of your penalties in the final shootout.” It also worked.
So, Mano Menezes is probably going to get fired, right? I mean, come on.
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Copa America quarterfinal, Brazil vs. Paraguay: a tactical analysis.

Brazil’s strategy was “Don’t score, go down to ten men, sub out three of your best offensive players, and be sure to miss every penalty of the final shootout for the first time in Copa America’s history.” It worked.

Paraguay’s strategy was “Don’t get scored on even if you go down to ten men, have a fantastic goalkeeper covered by a solid defense, and score a few of your penalties in the final shootout.” It also worked.

So, Mano Menezes is probably going to get fired, right? I mean, come on.

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