Roberto Di Matteo, Chelsea v Arsenal, League Cup semi-final second leg, 18 February 1998
Gianfranco Zola, Chelsea v Manchester United, Premier League, 22 February 1997
What do you mean I called you a ___________________? I would never call anyone a ___________________ and I especially wouldn’t call you a ___________________, you ___________________!
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Over the past few months Arsenal fans must have been asking themselves, “Twas it always ever thus?” No.
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This flowchart leaves out Reptile King but I’ll let it slide.
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Chelsea > Barcelona. FUCKING WHAT.
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