September 1970: England captain Bobby Moore lifts up a model at an event to promote a new type of women’s tights.
Triumph of the shill
“When Roy Keane was in digs at Forest, his landlady said he could paint his room. So he did, walls and ceiling, all black. The only furniture was a mattress with no bed, and piles of Goal and Shoot! magazines. Clough called him in and said ‘you can’t live like that’, and he said ‘it’s the only way I can relax.’”
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Frank Lampard is so mad you forgot about him. This is definitely getting a chapter in his next autobiography. More flowcharts here.
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