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The world being the world…
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The world being the world…

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    • #polar bears
    • #predation
    • #blood
    • #death
    • #food
    • #climate change
    • #seal
    • #cubs
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OHHHHHH OH, WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
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OHHHHHH OH, WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

    • #Blood
    • #Headband
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Sergio Ramos
    • #Violence
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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“Who’s next?”
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“Who’s next?”

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Source: deformutilation

    • #blood
    • #deer
    • #antlers
  • 1 year ago > deformutilation
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“Bro, what the fuck? Unchill.”
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“Bro, what the fuck? Unchill.”

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    • #wtf
    • #Clint Dempsey
    • #USA
    • #USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
    • #USA 1!!!
    • #AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
    • #America
    • #USMNT
    • #Wild man
    • #Blood
    • #Violence
    • #Fuck yeah
    • #Bro
    • #Unchill
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.
I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.
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footballandmusic:

“Oh Vic, I appear to have fallen…”

When I was in grade school, we used to play soccer in the schoolyard at recess. One time, my friend got a chunk of skin ripped from his shin by a hard tackle. Bone was exposed. We kept playing until the teachers noticed the blood trickling down his leg about 15 minutes later.

I guess what I’m saying is, Dani Alves makes a reasonably strong case for abolishing referees from the modern game.

    • #Dani Alves
    • #diving
    • #ouch
    • #shin
    • #acting
    • #hypocrisy
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #History of Violence
    • #violence
    • #hardcore
    • #kids
    • #tough
    • #strong
    • #weak
    • #bone
    • #blood
    • #teachers
  • 1 year ago > footballandmusic
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/7dULeJpGnKc?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

This is some Terry Butcher shit right here. For more violence, you know where to go.

    • #Abby Wambach
    • #USWNT
    • #USA
    • #America
    • #Democracy
    • #Libterty
    • #Freedom
    • #History of Violence
    • #violence
    • #blood
    • #head
    • #hardcore
    • #Terry Butcher
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“Getting hurt just makes me look like a sexy rugged action movie hero.” Fuck you Beckham, you handsome son of a bitch.
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“Getting hurt just makes me look like a sexy rugged action movie hero.” Fuck you Beckham, you handsome son of a bitch.

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    • #Blood
    • #Movie star
    • #David Beckham
    • #Davie Becks
    • #man utd
    • #manchester united
    • #LA Galaxy
    • #violence
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Terry “Krazee-Eyez Killah” Butcher. Footballer, hero, bleeder.
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Terry “Krazee-Eyez Killah” Butcher. Footballer, hero, bleeder.

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    • #Hero
    • #Blood
    • #England
    • #Violence
    • #Crazy eyes
    • #Terry Butcher
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“Hey guys, check out my Godfather impression!”
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“Hey guys, check out my Godfather impression!”

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    • #Pique
    • #All bleeding all the time
    • #Spain
    • #cottonmouth
    • #violence
    • #blood
    • #The Godfather
    • #Marlon Brando
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to humbly present Gerard “All bleeding all the time” Piqué.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to humbly present Gerard “All bleeding all the time” Piqué.

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    • #Blood
    • #Pique
    • #Violence
    • #barcelona
    • #barca
    • #Barça
    • #fuck barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #fuck you
    • #massive head wound
    • #All bleeding all the time
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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