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In a grand victory for football, AC Milan kept Barcelona to a draw at the Camp Nou on Tuesday night. Toblerone Jones had a thousand and something words to say about it, plus pictures yay!
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In a grand victory for football, AC Milan kept Barcelona to a draw at the Camp Nou on Tuesday night. Toblerone Jones had a thousand and something words to say about it, plus pictures yay!

Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com

    • #Van Bommel
    • #UCL
    • #Eric Abidal
    • #AC Milan
    • #ACM
    • #Ambrosini
    • #anti-football
    • #Barcelona
    • #Busquets
    • #Calcio
    • #Camp Nou
    • #catenaccio
    • #Champions League
    • #David Villa
    • #Fabregas
    • #FCB
    • #Iniesta
    • #Mascherano
    • #Messi
    • #Nesta
    • #Pato
    • #Pedro
    • #Pep Guardiola
    • #Puyol
    • #Seedorf
    • #Thiago Silva
    • #Thiago
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Tremendous victory for football. Forza Milan.

    • #forza Milan
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #AC Milan
    • #UCL
    • #Victory for football
  • 1 year ago
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Barcelona are playing against AC Milan tonight. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and watch a great many victories for football.

    • #Victory for football
    • #AC Milan
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
  • 1 year ago
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Toblerone Jones just started a new series about major Champions League teams. We call it The Big Boys.
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Toblerone Jones just started a new series about major Champions League teams. We call it The Big Boys.

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    • #Gaudi
    • #Sagrada Familia
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Puta Barca
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #Surrealism
    • #Toblerone Jones
    • #Big Boys
    • #Champions League
  • 1 year ago
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

wearing nothing but a black overall…is a form of art.

I would ask what the fuck is in your pocket but it’s clear you’re just happy to see me.
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

wearing nothing but a black overall…is a form of art.

I would ask what the fuck is in your pocket but it’s clear you’re just happy to see me.

    • #Barca
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #Happiness
    • #Jumpsuit
    • #Pique
    • #Striptease
  • 1 year ago > herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art
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Dirty, dirty, dirty!
More flowcharts here.
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Dirty, dirty, dirty!

More flowcharts here.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Puta Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #transfer
    • #flowchart
    • #NO
    • #dirty dirty dirty
    • #Fabregas
    • #Alexis Sanchez
    • #Pedro
    • #Iniesta
    • #David Villa
  • 1 year ago
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.

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    • #El Clasico
    • #Pep Guardiola
    • #Jose Mourinho
    • #FCB
    • #RMCF
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #fuck barca
    • #fuck you
    • #Victory for football
    • #history of violence
    • #violence
    • #diving
    • #racism
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thugs
    • #Marcelo
    • #Messi
    • #mono
    • #Supercopa
  • 1 year ago
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Xavi is a hypocrite, but that’s old news.

More victories for football here.

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    • #History of violence
    • #Victory for football
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #violence
    • #foul
    • #slide tackle
    • #two footed tackle
    • #yellow card
    • #Xavi
    • #Guti
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #clasico
    • #hypocrite
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thug
  • 1 year ago
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Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.
Read about it here.
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Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.

Read about it here.

Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com

    • #Messi
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Argentina
    • #Maradona
    • #Hawk
    • #Dove
    • #Anger
    • #Rage
    • #predation
    • #Bitterness
    • #Spite
    • #Genius
  • 1 year ago
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cheekychip:

Beckham and Henry are getting a little too comfortable with each other in NYC before the MLS All-Star Game

Reunited and it feels so good…

    • #Thierry Henry
    • #David Beckham
    • #MLS All-Stars
    • #NY Red Bulls
    • #LA Galaxy
    • #Barcelona
    • #Manchester United
    • #man utd
    • #gay sex
    • #butt sex
    • #sex
    • #It's a trap
    • #Admiral Ackbar
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