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Our very own Saheli RC with her map of Europe, according to Xavi. Or… why she should be banned from free time and crayons. HERE BE DRAGONS!
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cheekychip:

Our very own Saheli RC with her map of Europe, according to Xavi. Or… why she should be banned from free time and crayons. HERE BE DRAGONS!

Source: riverscollide

    • #Xavi
    • #Banter
    • #Football
    • #Maps
    • #Europe
    • #Barcelona
    • #Humour
  • 1 year ago > riverscollide
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If Xavi Alonso were formed successfully, which club do you think he’d play for?

Real Madrid or Barca? 

Oh right, of course: Manchester City.

(via sophrosune)

Source: noneedforprincecharming

    • #Xavi
    • #Xabi Alonso
    • #Xavi Hernandez
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
    • #RMCF
    • #Liverpool
    • #LFC
    • #Manchester City
    • #Spain
    • #MCFC
  • 1 year ago > noneedforprincecharming-deactiv
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Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist returns to gush about Pirlo and also as well as in addition to recount the Juventus vs. AC Milan match of two weeks ago. You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll gasp! You’ll smile.
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Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist returns to gush about Pirlo and also as well as in addition to recount the Juventus vs. AC Milan match of two weeks ago. You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll gasp! You’ll smile.

Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com

    • #AC Milan
    • #Serie A
    • #Derby d'Italia
    • #Pirlo
    • #Xavi
    • #Juventus
    • #ACM
    • #Milan
    • #Turin
    • #Juve
    • #The Old Lady
    • #Rossoneri
    • #Bianconeri
    • #Toblerone Jones
    • #vuvzela
  • 1 year ago
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Portrait of the artist as a football.
More here.
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Portrait of the artist as a football.

More here.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #football
    • #life as an inanimate object
    • #day in the life
    • #portrait of the artist as a football
    • #Chicharito
    • #Iniesta
    • #Berbatov
    • #Nasri
    • #Kolarov
    • #Lampard
    • #Gerrard
    • #Stoke
    • #modric
    • #ronaldo
    • #xavi
    • #nani
    • #existentialism
    • #sisyphus
    • #absurdity
    • #pathetic fallacy
    • #anthropomorphism
    • #kicking
    • #calcio
  • 1 year ago
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/-PPmynabkLs?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

Xavi is a hypocrite, but that’s old news.

More victories for football here.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #History of violence
    • #Victory for football
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #violence
    • #foul
    • #slide tackle
    • #two footed tackle
    • #yellow card
    • #Xavi
    • #Guti
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #clasico
    • #hypocrite
    • #hypocrisy
    • #thug
  • 1 year ago
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I see you Hot Footy News
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I see you Hot Footy News

Source: hotfootynews.blogspot.com

    • #Xavi
    • #Pizza
    • #Pass
    • #Pun
    • #Funny
    • #FCB
    • #Barcelona
  • 1 year ago
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Life as a football. More flowcharts here.
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Life as a football. More flowcharts here.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #Football
    • #Portrait of the Artist as a Football
    • #Football: A Self-Portrait
    • #Flowchart
    • #Messi
    • #Xavi
    • #Lampard
    • #Gerrard
    • #Stoke
    • #Iniesta
    • #Xavi
    • #Chicharito
    • #Berbatov
    • #Ronaldo
    • #Modric
    • #Nasri
    • #Nani
    • #Robben
    • #Kolarov
    • #Kicking
    • #Pain
    • #Existentialism
    • #Suffering
    • #Pathetic fallacy
    • #violence
  • 1 year ago
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