Support the strikes. Or, to our American readers: Governor Scott Walker is a taint. That’s right. The people of Wisconsin elected the area between a person’s genitals and anus as their governor and voted Russ Fucking Feingold out of office in the same day. I know, right? But it happened. I’m going to a bar now, where I’ll cry into my beer and sing “We Shall Overcome” until I forget everything I know about my country. More flowcharts here.