In a grand victory for football, AC Milan kept Barcelona to a draw at the Camp Nou on Tuesday night. Toblerone Jones had a thousand and something words to say about it, plus pictures yay!
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I wrote something last week about the El Clasico Supercopa and people seemed to enjoy this caption.
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Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.
Read about it here.
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If you need me I’ll be hiding under the covers. Don’t mind the smell, I’m just soaked in urine, tears, and cold sweat.
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Every time I look at this I laugh for about ten minutes. It is my genuine fear that one of these times I’m going to suffocate and literally die of laughter.
What’s that people always say about Messi never diving? Shut the fuck up, turds.
What Burdisso said to Messi
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As your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist watched Brazil’s latest Copa America game on Univision, the Mexican commentators (including one Hugo Sanchez) made several digressive references, as is their wont, to an alleged conversation between Argentine players Nicolas Burdisso and Lionel Messi that took place after the host nation’s lackluster performances against Bolivia and Colombia, both games having ended in disappointing draws. Burdisso, the commentators suggested, had given La Pulga quite the talking to. The irony of the shit defender telling the two-time Ballon d’Or winner to play better futbol was apparently lost on them. Regardless, it seems to have worked. In Argentina’s final group game Messi seemed to be out of his funk and was the team’s indisputable MVP. This begs the question: what did Burdisso say to Messi? Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist humbly submits this theoretical diatribe.
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