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nutellaislove:

he looks like a red gummy bear
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nutellaislove:

he looks like a red gummy bear

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    • #Bastian Schweinsteiger
    • #Schweinsteiger
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #FCBM
    • #Gummy bear
    • #nightmare fuel
  • 1 year ago > fuckyeahfcbayernmunchen
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    • #FC Bayern München
    • #bday
    • #germany nt
    • #thomas mueller
    • #thomas muller
    • #thomas müller
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #FCBM
    • #Party hat
    • #birthday
  • 1 year ago > welovemueller
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

trying to give yourself a blowjob…is a form of art.

“I’M SO CLOSE! COME OOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

trying to give yourself a blowjob…is a form of art.

“I’M SO CLOSE! COME OOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”

    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Thomas Muller
    • #Thomas Müller
    • #autoerotica
    • #flexibility
    • #suck your own dick
    • #yoga
    • #self-BJ
    • #self-potato
  • 1 year ago > herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art
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Vuvuzela Player Endorsements: Thomas Müller

SPOILER ALERT: We think he’s great.

Source: tobleronejones.wordpress.com

    • #Thomas Müller
    • #Thomas Muller
    • #Vuvuzela
    • #Toblerone Jones
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #FCBM
    • #Germany
    • #pace
    • #X-Men
    • #Gambit
  • 1 year ago
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Not even prancing Gomez can cheer poor Arsene up…
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Not even prancing Gomez can cheer poor Arsene up…

    • #Arsenal
    • #Arsenal FC
    • #Arsene Wenger
    • #mario gomez
    • #prancing gomez
    • #AFC
    • #Wenger
    • #Depression
    • #Gomez
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Bayern Munchen
    • #Prancing
    • #Dancing
    • #dance party
  • 1 year ago > prancinggomez
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“Yes…it is I, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!”
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“Yes…it is I, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!”

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    • #Face mask
    • #Violence
    • #Phantom of the Opera
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Broken face
    • #Mask
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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Prancing Sergio

prancinggomez:

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!! For less silly stuff, go here.

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    • #Sergio Ramos
    • #Dance party
    • #Everybody dance now
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Mario Gomez
    • #Prancing
    • #gif
    • #nonsense
    • #silly fun
  • 1 year ago > prancinggomez
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regista:

#14 - What makes this goal so breathtaking is that you can’t quite pin what moment of it was most beautiful. Either a) Muller’s pass to Kroos b) Kroos’ return pass c) Muller’s anticipation to run on and collect it or d) the finish itself.  

All wrong. Clearly the most beautiful moment was when Ribery ran up behind the celebrating Muller, dragged him to the ground in a bear hug, and then lifted his left leg up over him. The other players quickly block the view but odds are Muller got dry-humped.

    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Franck Ribery
    • #Toni Kroos
    • #Thomas Muller
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Rutger Hauer: Jack Wiltshere told me about the Gossip Girl season finale…it turns out Blair is pregnant, but with Chuck’s baby!
Robben: [Spit take] FUCKING WHAT?
[Beat]
Robben: …Jack who?
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Rutger Hauer: Jack Wiltshere told me about the Gossip Girl season finale…it turns out Blair is pregnant, but with Chuck’s baby!

Robben: [Spit take] FUCKING WHAT?

[Beat]

Robben: …Jack who?

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    • #Rutger Hauer
    • #Arjen Robben
    • #Robben
    • #Bayern Munich
    • #Bayern München
    • #Jack Wilshere
    • #Jack Wiltshere
    • #Gossip Girl
    • #Blood
    • #Violence
    • #Arsenal
    • #Fucking what
    • #Blair
    • #Chuck
    • #Chuck Bass
    • #Blair Waldorf
    • #xoxo
    • #you know you love me
    • #Wayne Rooney
    • #Rooney
  • 1 year ago > herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art
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