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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

wearing nothing but a black overall…is a form of art.

I would ask what the fuck is in your pocket but it’s clear you’re just happy to see me.
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

wearing nothing but a black overall…is a form of art.

I would ask what the fuck is in your pocket but it’s clear you’re just happy to see me.

    • #Barca
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #Happiness
    • #Jumpsuit
    • #Pique
    • #Striptease
  • 1 year ago > herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art
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This again? You’ve got to be shitting me. Somebody get this kid a helmet for his birthday.
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This again? You’ve got to be shitting me. Somebody get this kid a helmet for his birthday.

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    • #Barca
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #Massive head wound
    • #Pique
    • #UNICEF
    • #helmet
    • #violence
  • 1 year ago >
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

being the new face of l’oreal … is a form of art.

Pantene Pro-V, actually.
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herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art:

being the new face of l’oreal … is a form of art.

Pantene Pro-V, actually.

    • #Puyol
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barca
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #fuck you
    • #shampoo
    • #hair
    • #volume & body
    • #Pantene Pro-V
    • #L'Oreal
    • #Whip My Hair
    • #Luscious curls
  • 1 year ago > herp-derp-is-a-form-of-art
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to humbly present Gerard “All bleeding all the time” Piqué.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to humbly present Gerard “All bleeding all the time” Piqué.

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    • #Blood
    • #Pique
    • #Violence
    • #barcelona
    • #barca
    • #Barça
    • #fuck barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #fuck you
    • #massive head wound
    • #All bleeding all the time
  • 1 year ago > bleedingfootballers
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/Rdpsk2T9laY?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

Pep is so happy with Bojan! Too happy, in fact. Bojan was transferred to Roma not for the convenience and profit of the club, but rather for his own personal safety from Pep’s happiness. More videos here.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #Bojan
    • #Pep Guardiola
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barca
    • #barça
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #history of violence
    • #violence
    • #FCB
    • #Too happy
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/qi6uHWxJpbs?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

My favorite thing about all these victories for football is how many of them involve Ronaldo. That guy is the greatest.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #Ronaldo
    • #Fat Ronaldo
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barca
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #Victory for football
    • #El Clasico
  • 1 year ago
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/g-nQHRQFoOM?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

Se baila así. This is a victory for football.

Source: surrealfootball.com

    • #Victory for football
    • #Ronaldo
    • #Puyol
    • #Real Madrid
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barca
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck Barça
    • #Fuck you
    • #Se baila así
  • 1 year ago
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-blaugranas:

Bojan during a news conference at Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona, July 22, 2011.
 “I will always support Barça, I am sad to be leaving the club, but I’m very happy to be going to Roma, they have demonstrated a lot to me this last month. I hope to bring them a lot of joy. Long live Barça and long live Roma!”

:( indeed, BoBo.
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-blaugranas:

Bojan during a news conference at Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona, July 22, 2011.

 “I will always support Barça, I am sad to be leaving the club, but I’m very happy to be going to Roma, they have demonstrated a lot to me this last month. I hope to bring them a lot of joy. Long live Barça and long live Roma!”

:( indeed, BoBo.

    • #Sorry Bojan
    • #<3 u Bojan
    • #Barcelona
    • #Barca
    • #Fuck Barcelona
    • #Fuck Barca
    • #Fuck you
    • #Bojan
    • #Bojan tears
    • #Bojan crying
    • #Making children cry
    • #Barça
    • #Fuck Barça
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