I miss Riquelme.
More violence here.
Messi is growing up, getting mad. He was a dove, but he’s turning into a hawk. Hawks eat doves.
Read about it here.
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Every time I look at this I laugh for about ten minutes. It is my genuine fear that one of these times I’m going to suffocate and literally die of laughter.
The Tevez Penalty: A Dramatic Reenactment
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As most of you know by now, Argentina lost their dramatic Copa America quarterfinal against Uruguay in a penalty shootout on Saturday night. Buenos Aires-born Uruguay goalkeeper Fernando Muslera saved the penalty taken by Argentine folk hero Carlos Tevez. Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist is proud to present a dramatic reenactment of that momentous occasion.
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Post-match tactical analysis of the Copa America quarterfinal: Argentina vs. Uruguay. Argentina’s strategy was “Try to score more goals than the other team.” It didn’t work.
What Burdisso said to Messi
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As your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist watched Brazil’s latest Copa America game on Univision, the Mexican commentators (including one Hugo Sanchez) made several digressive references, as is their wont, to an alleged conversation between Argentine players Nicolas Burdisso and Lionel Messi that took place after the host nation’s lackluster performances against Bolivia and Colombia, both games having ended in disappointing draws. Burdisso, the commentators suggested, had given La Pulga quite the talking to. The irony of the shit defender telling the two-time Ballon d’Or winner to play better futbol was apparently lost on them. Regardless, it seems to have worked. In Argentina’s final group game Messi seemed to be out of his funk and was the team’s indisputable MVP. This begs the question: what did Burdisso say to Messi? Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist humbly submits this theoretical diatribe.
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