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iltifosi:

The Agnelli clan. Italian royalty.
Back row (l-r): Umberto, Andrea, Donna Allegra Caracciolo di Castagneto (Umberto’s wife, Andrea’s mother), Ginevra Elkann
Front row: Gianni, John Elkann
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iltifosi:

The Agnelli clan. Italian royalty.

Back row (l-r): Umberto, Andrea, Donna Allegra Caracciolo di Castagneto (Umberto’s wife, Andrea’s mother), Ginevra Elkann

Front row: Gianni, John Elkann

    • #Agnelli
    • #Andrea Agnelli
    • #Gianni Agnelli
    • #Italy
    • #Juventus
    • #Turin
    • #Umberto Agnelli
    • #money
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #capitalism
    • #rich people
    • #$$$
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It’s all false, you know it’s all false. You know, that’s what all this talk in movies, most of the talk about them is all false, it’s all lying, you know? And the thing is not because it’s so alarming it’s lying, the thing it’s so boring.

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    • #$$$
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #Klaus Kinski
    • #artist
    • #boring
    • #false
    • #genius
    • #lies
    • #love that guy
    • #lying
    • #money
    • #History of Violence
  • 1 year ago
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Cash rules everything around me. 
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Cash rules everything around me. 

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    • #greed
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #capitalism
    • #Liverpool
    • #EPL
    • #Premier League
    • #TV rights
    • #sell me something
    • #money
    • #$$$
    • #suicide
    • #LFC
    • #Arsenal
    • #AFC
    • #Chelsea
    • #CFC
    • #Manchester United
    • #MUFC
    • #Manchester City
    • #MCFC
    • #Real Madrid
    • #RMCF
    • #Barcelona
    • #FCB
  • 1 year ago
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Valencia: we love them. But they’ve got no money. And you know what they say: no money no honey.
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Valencia: we love them. But they’ve got no money. And you know what they say: no money no honey.

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    • #La Liga
    • #Valencia
    • #UCL
    • #Champions League
    • #Toblerone Jones
    • #Big Boys
    • #VCF
    • #David Silva
    • #David Villa
    • #$$$
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #capitalism
    • #selling club
    • #Juan Mata
    • #broke
    • #bats
  • 1 year ago
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Manchester City plays their first Champions League game today. Can’t buy me love, though. More diagrams, flowcharts and things here.
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Manchester City plays their first Champions League game today. Can’t buy me love, though. More diagrams, flowcharts and things here.

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    • #MCFC
    • #Manchester City
    • #$$$
    • #capitalism
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #fans
    • #WUM
    • #troll
    • #anger
    • #Tevez
    • #Champions League
    • #UCL
    • #Mancini
  • 1 year ago
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Yesterday a City fan tried to fuck with someone who’d written for us. We ain’t having that.
More flowcharts here.
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Yesterday a City fan tried to fuck with someone who’d written for us. We ain’t having that.

More flowcharts here.

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    • #MCFC
    • #flowchart
    • #Manchester City
    • #bought success
    • #capitalism
    • #Sheikh Mansour
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #diagram
    • #pyramid
    • #angry
    • #WUM
    • #troll
    • #etihad airlines
    • #Tevez
    • #Mancini
    • #youth development
    • #mercenaries
    • #$$$
    • #dickheads
    • #fans
    • #shitstain
  • 1 year ago
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The people at the top make the rules. The game is rigged.
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The people at the top make the rules. The game is rigged.

More flowcharts here.

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    • #Gary Cook
    • #Garry Cook
    • #MCFC
    • #Manchester City
    • #Flowchart
    • #diagram
    • #corruption
    • #email
    • #golden parachute
    • #the world is rubbish
    • #$$$
    • #corruption
    • #capitalism
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #injustice
  • 1 year ago
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Front yard broad day like this shit legal.
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Front yard broad day like this shit legal.

    • #$$$
    • #Big Mac
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #Grimace
    • #Hamburglar
    • #McDonald's
    • #McDonalds
    • #NYT
    • #New York Times
    • #Pakistan
    • #Super Size
    • #capitalism
    • #globalization
  • 1 year ago
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marcelosunshine:

tempted to tag this as #elclasico

Could tag it #deadlineday as well. ABC to XYZ.
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marcelosunshine:

tempted to tag this as #elclasico

Could tag it #deadlineday as well. ABC to XYZ.

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    • #$$$
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #EPL
    • #Football
    • #Premier League
    • #Supercopa
    • #bread and circuses
    • #capitalism
    • #el clasico
    • #graffiti
    • #mattress
    • #poverty
    • #pun
    • #ABC
    • #XYZ
    • #transfer madness
    • #deadline day
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Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez

In this episode, Carlitos catches a bad case of transfer madness.

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    • #$$$
    • #Arsenal
    • #Arsene Wenger
    • #C.R.E.A.M.
    • #CFC
    • #Carlos Tevez
    • #Chelsea
    • #Debord
    • #Diego Forlan
    • #Forlan
    • #France
    • #Harry Redknapp
    • #Inter
    • #Inter Milan
    • #LFC
    • #Lille
    • #Looney Tunes
    • #Luka Modric
    • #MCFC
    • #MCFC
    • #Man City
    • #Manchester City
    • #Mixed Messages
    • #Modric
    • #Muppets
    • #Nasri
    • #Patrick Vieira
    • #Sky Sports
    • #Society of the Spectable
    • #Spurs
  • 1 year ago
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