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August 2011

Aug 19, 201116 notes
#doodles #manuscript art #marginalia #medieval art #middle ages #thomas beckett #ultraviolence #violence
Aug 18, 2011612 notes
Aug 18, 2011382 notes
#fabio coentrao #quote #real madrid #xavi hernandez #barcelona #fuck barca #fuck you #Victory for football #violence #FCB #RMCF
Manchester United 2011-2012: The Sexiest Side of All Time? → tobleronejones.wordpress.com
Aug 18, 20112 notes
#Man Utd #Manchester United #MUFC #Sexy #Sexxx #EPL #Premier League #sexy footballers #sex sells #hits hits hits #C.R.E.A.M. #$$$ #capitalism
Aug 18, 201119 notes
#Nani #Wayne Rooney #Berbatov #Berbarotica #Patrice Evra #Manchester United #Man Utd #MUFC #Harvard
Aug 18, 20114 notes
Aug 18, 201157 notes
#Barca #Barcelona #Barça #Fuck Barca #Fuck Barcelona #Fuck Barça #Fuck you #Massive head wound #Pique #UNICEF #helmet #violence
Play
Aug 18, 20111 note
#1982 #QPR #Queens Park Rangers #Terry Fenwick #Garth Crooks #FA Cup #History of Violence
Play
Aug 17, 20113 notes
#Jose Mourinho #Barcelona #Real Madrid #El Clasico #Poke #FCB #RMCF #Victory for football
Aug 17, 201118 notes
#barcelona #mourinho #poke #real madrid #Victory for football
Play
Aug 17, 20111 note
#ouch #botellazo #Dani Alves #Barcelona #Fuck Barca #Fuck you #History of Violence #Violence
Prancing Sergio

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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!! For less silly stuff, go here.

Aug 17, 2011226 notes
#Sergio Ramos #Dance party #Everybody dance now #Real Madrid #Bayern Munich #Mario Gomez #Prancing #gif #nonsense #silly fun
Aug 17, 201125 notes
#Puyol #Barcelona #Barca #Barça #Fuck Barcelona #Fuck Barca #Fuck Barça #fuck you #shampoo #hair #volume & body #Pantene Pro-V #L'Oreal #Whip My Hair #Luscious curls
Aug 17, 20116 notes
#Messi #Argentina #Bop #Beanie #header #happy #laffz #goober #sponsorship #Coca-Cola #capitalism #$$$ #money #C.R.E.A.M.
Aug 17, 20111 note
#Pique #All bleeding all the time #Spain #cottonmouth #violence #blood #The Godfather #Marlon Brando
Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal v. Udinese → tobleronejones.wordpress.com

Start of the Post-Cesc Era. Forced down your throat by Toblerone Jones.

Aug 17, 20112 notes
#Arsenal #AFC #Udinese #Champions League #Cesc Fab #cesc fabregas #alexis sanchez #barcelona #Toblerone Jones #match report #vuvuzela #noise
Aug 16, 2011927 notes
#banks #economy #london #political cartoon #united corporate states of america
Play
Aug 16, 20116 notes
#History of Violence #Kidney stones #Deadwood #HBO #Al Swearengen #gleets
Aug 16, 20112 notes
#MCFC #Manchester City #Man City #$$$ #C.R.E.A.M. #Tevez #Aguero #transfer #flowchart #money #capitalism
Aug 16, 20112,049 notes
Aug 16, 20114 notes
#Blood #Pique #Violence #barcelona #barca #Barça #fuck barcelona #Fuck Barca #Fuck Barça #fuck you #massive head wound #All bleeding all the time
Aug 16, 20116 notes
#Pele #Sepp Blatter #Head together
Vuvuzela Match Reports: Manchester City v. Swansea → tobleronejones.wordpress.com

Brought to you by me, Toblerone Jones. Read it, you’ll enjoy it more than any other match report you’re going to read this week.

Aug 15, 20114 notes
#MCFC #Swansea #Manchester City #Aguero #Kun Aguero #Dzeko #David Silva #Vorm #Supervorm #match report
Play
Aug 15, 20114 notes
#History of Violence #violence #spit #Cesc Fabregas #Michael Ballack #face #Chelsea #Arsenal #Barcelona #transfer #fuck barca #fuck you #Victory for football
Aug 15, 20112 notes
#Spain #Paul the Octopus #Octopus #Psychic octopus #World Cup #FIFA #World Cup 2010 #Paul #RIP #Mortality
Aug 15, 201122 notes
#Rafael #Fabio #Rio Ferdinand #Dads on vacation #MUFC #Man Utd #Manchester United #Harvard #Brazilian twins
Vuvuzela Match Reports: Liverpool v. Sunderland → tobleronejones.wordpress.com

Brought to you by Toblerone Jones.

Aug 15, 20113 notes
#Liverpool #Sunderland #Luis Suarez #this could be our year #Toblerone Jones #vuvuzela #match report #EPL #Premier League
Aug 15, 201111 notes
#jurgen klinsmann #USMNT #USA! #America fuck yeah
Vuvuzela Match Reports: Stoke v. Chelsea → tobleronejones.wordpress.com

Brought to you by me, Toblerone Jones.

Aug 15, 20112 notes
#Stoke #Chelsea #EPL #Match report #vuvuzela #Toblerone Jones #Premier League
Aug 14, 2011
#Adebayor #Real Madrid #Manchester City #MCFC #RMCF #transfer #sad #elegy
Play
Aug 14, 20119 notes
#Victory for football #Adebayor #Real Madrid #Barcelona #Fuck Barca #Fuck you #FCB #RMCF #El Clasico #Supercopa #Diving #Crying #Cheating
Aug 14, 2011418 notes
#real madrid #barcelona #fuck barca #fuck you #el clasico #supercopa #Victory for football #diving #cheating
Play
Aug 14, 20117 notes
#Callejon #Real Madrid #Barcelona #FCB #RMCF #El Clasico #Hair #Santa #Shave #Violence #History of Violence
Play
Aug 14, 2011
#History of Violence
Aug 13, 20117 notes
#QPR #Queens Park Rangers #Bolton #EPL #Premier League #Welcome back
Play
Aug 13, 20114 notes
#History of Violence #Violence #Diaby #Joey Barton #Arsenal #Newcastle #EPL #Premier League #Newcastle v Arsenal
Aug 13, 20112 notes
#Marilyn Monroe #Vuvuzela #Legs #The Seven Year Itch #upskirt #sex symbol
Aug 13, 20113 notes
#Blood #Blood tears #Real Madrid #Ricardo Carvalho #Vampires #Violence #Virgin Mary #True Blood #The Vampire Diaries #stigmata
Aug 13, 2011217 notes
#Bears #Freebird #Lynyrd Skynyrd #Cello #Zoo #Post-industrial wasteland
Aug 13, 20115,479 notes
#Sculpture #Greek #Hellenistic #Violence #Beheading #Tits #Statue
Aug 12, 2011904 notes
#Marge Simpson #The Simpsons #Self-medicating #Wine #Alcoholism #Endless loop
Play
Aug 12, 201119 notes
#Aggression #BBC #FUCK YOU #Gavin Esler #Kelvin Mackenzie #London riots #Lynn Costello #Mothers Against Murder and Aggression #Mothers For Murder and Aggression #Murder #Newsnight #Reveal #The Sun #UK riots #Yohan Scarlet #capitalism #condescension #disgrace #disgust #greed #looting #post-colonialism #racism #riot #stock market #vomit #white people #ignorance #bigotry #fascism
Aug 12, 20112,335 notes
#Carlton #Fresh Prince of Bel Air #Odd Future #OFWGKTA #Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All #Tyler the Creator
Aug 12, 20111 note
Aug 12, 20114,204 notes
#John C Reilly #Tim & Eric Awesome Show #Friends #Fuck you
Aug 12, 2011251 notes
#Dante #Divine Comedy #Inferno #Severed head #violence #Hell
Aug 12, 2011404 notes
#worm #monster #Nightmare Fuel #I will eat you alive #violence
Aug 12, 20118 notes
#Roy Keane #Tinchy Stryder #Twitter #Manchester United #Man Utd #Celtic #Legends
Play
Aug 12, 201128 notes
#Alex Ferguson #Manchester United #Man Utd #Fuck off #reporter
Aug 12, 20117 notes
#Barca #Barcelona #Chivas #Failure #Loss #Man Utd #Manchester United #PEP OUT #Pep Guardiola #preseason
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