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God Save The Queen

Well done to her for taking public money, and well done for being quiet about it, and God, imagine if we had to have someone elected to do all the shit she does.

I have an idea, why not just not have anyone spending public money on holidays abroad?

It’s hard to acceptthat people are celebrating being the subjects in a country where 69% of the land is owned by 0.3% of people. And you could reel off facts for hours and they’d still end the conversation by saying “Yeah, but it’s nice to put the bunting up some days, isn’t it?”

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11 things better than watching Euro 2012 

1. Unsubscribing from the spam email lists you’ve found yourself on.

2. Remembering the last hint of hope you got from a girl you’ve lost contact with, Googling her, and finding out you can’t message her without ‘friending’ her on Facebook first.

3. Being horrible about people you’re jealous of behind their backs.

4. Not being sure if you want Marmite or honey on your toast.

5. Having Marmite on toast.

6. Having honey on toast because you made a mistake with the Marmite.

7. Requesting the girl you lost contact with becomes your friend on Facebook.

8. Deleteing your browser history and Facebook account.

9. Alphabetising your photographs.

10. Realising there is no sensible way to alphabetise your photographs, throwing them in the sink and burning them. 

11. Wondering how you burned all those photographs when you don’t have any photographs.

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omg Arsene hugging Pat.
* definitely gonna miss you after this Pat (and your shorts!)
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omg Arsene hugging Pat.

* definitely gonna miss you after this Pat (and your shorts!)

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Le matador espagnol Julian Lopez. 
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Le matador espagnol Julian Lopez. 

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